Best Eric Northman Quotes
December 9, 2009 by Tiffany
Filed under Eric Northman, Good Stuff!
Eric Northman Quotes Collection – Simply the Best!
“And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?” — Living Dead in Dallas
“Your shushing won’t do any good, sweetheart. — True Blood, 2×01 Nothing but the Blood
Sookie: He’s your maker, isn’t he?
Eric: Don’t use words that you don’t understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don’t use words that I don’t understand. — True Blood, 2×08 Timebomb
“Can’t handle one little girl, Bill? Newborns can be like this. Man up, my friend, she’s not even one night old”. – True Blood, 1×11 To Love is to Bury
“It’s done. I’m part of her now. Get out of the way”.— True Blood, 2×09 I Will Rise Up
“Darling, you can nail my ass anytime”. – Dead and Gone
“Oh come on Pam, they’re funny. They’re like humans but miniature…teacup humans.” – 2×11 Frenzy
“Don’t close your eyes. Look at me, lover”. – Dead to the World
Eric: If I had known you would be this gorgeous with your clothes off, I would have tried to do this sooner.
Sookie: You did try to do this sooner, about twenty times.
Eric: Then I have good taste. – Dead to the World
“There are favours and there are favours“.— True Blood, 1×12 You’ll Be the Death of Me
“Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a ‘false.’”— Dead as a Doornail
“Good night, Sookie. I am glad you weren’t raped and killed.” — Living Dead in Dallas
“I always tell you the truth. I may not tell you everything I know, but what I tell you… it’s true.”— Dead and Gone
“I had a psychic once. It was incredible”. — Dead Until Dark
Sookie: You’re deep. You feel. There’s love in you.
Eric: Only for Sookie.— True Blood, 2×09 I Will Rise Up
Eric to Sophie Anne: I will rip your head off and throw it in the pool. – True Blood episode 3.06
Eric to Sookie: If I meet the true death without even having kissed you Sookie Stackhouse, it would be my biggest regret. - True Blood episode 3.10
Pam: “Why are you doing this?”
Eric: “Because, Pam, Russell Edgington was maybe the oldest and strongest vampire on the planet before he eviscerated a newsman live on TV. Now he’s also the craziest, and his rage is directed at me. Do the math.” - True Blood episode 3.10
Eric to Russell: “Apparently you wanted my Fathers crown for your vast collection of meaningless shit.” – True Blood episode 3.11
Eric: I will never turn you, since you don’t want it.
Sookie: Even if I’m going to die, don’t turn me. I would hate that more than anything.
Eric: I agree to that. No matter how much I may want to keep you.— Dead and Gone
I had a psychic once. It was incredible. — Dead Until Dark
Eric to Sookie: “You’re blood…it tastes like freedom Sookie. Like sunshine in a pretty blonde bottle”. – True Blood episode 4×02
From Episode 4.04
Sookie: “you just killed my fairy godmother!”
Eric (with blood on his mouth): “sorry” *happy smile*
it’s not complete!!
The episode of the last quote is 4.01
Either my favorite quotes would be
Sookie: “Eric, when I’m back to being myself, I’m going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to you”
Eric: “Darling, you can nail my ass anytime”
From “dead and gone”
Or Eric to Sookie:“When you smell like that,” he said, “I just want to fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you.”
From”From dead to worse”
Oh, Thank you so much Charlaine Harris for the sexy Eric outbursts!!!!~~<3~~.
Either my favorite quotes would be
Sookie: “Eric, when I’m back to being myself, I’m going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to you”
Eric: “Darling, you can nail my ass anytime”
Pam rolled her eyes “You two” she said.
Sookie: ” Hey, this isn’t any of my doing”
From “dead and gone”
OrEric: “When you smell like that,” he said, “I just want to fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you.”
From”From dead to worse”
Oh, Thank you so much charlaine Harris for the sexy Eric outbursts!!!!
Eric: “Sookie, my little bullet sucker”
Sookie: “Eric, my big bullshitter”
BaBaaam
ahahah! loved that one.
“You’re talking about my future lover. Be more respectful”
My favorites is Don’t use words you don’t understand….Don’t use words I don’t understand ….
my fav too <3<3
I can’t remember the episode, but it’s early in the second season. “What Sookie finds meaningful, I find…curious.” And From Club Dead, “You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”
oh, yes, the ‘you are speeking of my future lover. be more respectfull’ i loved loved LOVED that!!! and sookie was like wtf, and then she made me like wtf is wrong with you girl? if you dont want him, pass him on! pease!
XD
haha big time lol lots of girls would want him! lol that’s actualy the part I like about the books lol the Eric and Sookie affair is a lot different !
eric’s quotes always gives me the chills – good chills.. so good